This is the only sex he gets
"I'm telling you Charlene it's like night and day since I put Roger in his cage. Would like to guess what he doing for me right now. Go ahead Roger tell her what you're doing."
"I, I'm painting her toenails."
"Charlene you would just die if you could see how red his face got when he told you that. No, that's the best part I'm getting the best sex ever, from that hunk that lives across the street, isn't that right sweetie?"